Some Questions Answered
July 8, 2007Queen of the Mayhem asked: What sparked the move to this new space?
Well, this past few weeks/months a thing happened that really upset me and I needed to vent. But I couldn’t do it at the old place because the people I needed to vent about read it. Often. So I got so mad and made the change.
I knew I had to make a move eventually because that part of my life needs to be put out there for me to let go of (blogging has been so good for that) and I should have never told those people about my private space.
I will get to it eventually in some posts I promise!
I am a VERY, and I mean extremely private person. Especially when it comes to airing out THAT laundry and I hate to have anyone know my business. (huh?) and I really, really hated that these particular people read my innermost feelings. Because every time I wrote something I’d get…”I read your blog and…” a whole lecture would ensue. Gah!
So here I am. ready to vent away about the stuff that has been bothering me for more than 18 years.
Queen Heather wants to know if I have hemorrhoids.
I refuse to answer that…
no, just kidding. Nothings taboo here. You know me.
Of course I have hemorrhoids. Doesn’t every mother, person who’s been constipated most of their life, crap-tacular obsessed individual who sits too long?
Now, they aren’t a constant part of my ‘hole’ persona of course, but they do get bitchy during PMS. I hate them and I wish I never met them, but they exist. (Anyone who gave birth and tells you otherwise is a liar…or an extremely lucky bitch.)
So there are the first two questions answered…I know the first answer is still a little vague…But I’m getting there.
Any more…Lay ‘em on me. I need some fresh material.
Well, this is a tricky question…I drive a ‘97 Volvo. Family car. I also Drive a ‘03 Jeep. I need room for a car seat. I used to drive a ‘96 Jeep Wrangler…you know, the kind with the soft top for beach days…But I grew up. That car seat needs safety.
My very first car was a 1979 Cadillac Seville. It was my dad’s car. Then, I got a 1989 Buick Skyhawk and moved onto the ‘96 Wrangler.
I have been in a Corvette and a Z28 and gone pretty fast in those cars…I’ve been pretty *ahem* ‘fast’ in a few others too…but I don’t know the names of those…it was a long, long time ago!
What you are talking about is this…And no! I haven’t used it yet. Queen Heather has reviewed it here and she was so convincing that I purchased one…I assume it’s en route to these “parts” and as soon as the time is right…I will try it. Then, I will let you know my take on it…I am SOooooo curious.
I have nothing to ask. Now that I know the answer to the hemmorhoid question.
Ah, ‘roids. One good thing about a c-section I suppose.
I find it very frustrating getting the “Oh I was reading your blog and …” Dudes! I am envious that you have a free forum to express yourself. I will get there someday, hopefully once we are back home I can make soodz a family webpage and have a blog to vent
Till then … I will bite my tongue on occasion!
Vent away, my love…vent away. We’re ready.
Good job on the move…it will no doubt help immensely! I’ll be sure to edit my blogroll.
I hate roids. never had’em but I’ve seen pictures. They kinda scare me.
What kind of car do you drive and how fast have you ever been in a vehicle??
Well, for what it’s worth, I’m a private persont too – and I don’t think any of my family or co-workers even know about my blog.
There are a few things that, in the long run, would probably be good to talk about, but I can’t bring myself to do it.
As far as the hemorrhoids, I about fell in the floor with your “‘hole’ persona” comment.
You’re too much!
How long will it take for ‘those people’ to find you here?
Isn’t there a product to keep our friend Hemmie Royd from poppin’ up ?
Be sure to check your ‘key word’ search…I’m sure you’ll get lots of hits from this one.
I know some lying mamas out there. Though I can’t remember who said they never had them. Will have to pick my brain to remember so I can confront!
Why does PMS cause them!? Grrrr….the unanswerable questions of the universe.
only thing worse than the roids is the cure!
I needed a laugh today, your roids answer did the trick. Thanks!
Ah JJ, I love you for telling the world about your roids! If you’ve pushed a baby out, it’s hard to not have gotten them. Why should we be embarassed by it???
My question is about that dixie cup for periods thingy – I swore I wouldn’t touch one, but didn’t you say you used it? It it good, bad, or ugly?
Of course we all have them. I would write about them more if only I could spell them.
Hate the ‘roids.
I am so glad I haven’t shared my blog address with people around me. I still censor myself a bit just in case they DO find it, so I guess I’m not really helping myself, eh? ha!
Love your new home…I’ll always kind of miss the old one, since it’s where we “met”, though. I can’t wait to get the whole scoop on your decision to change it up!
xoxo