Whaddya think?

IF and I mean IF I were to dress up the dog for Halloween…which one should I chose?

‘Skunk RT’…He does have stinky ass glands that need to be drained tri-monthly.
Skunk!

‘Pumpkin RT’…He may just wear this.
Looks comfy enough?

‘Rock Lobster RT’…I could throw him in a pot afterwards…
Who’d eat that?

‘Jailbird RT’…he’s usually locked up anyways…He may feel at home.
(Oh, stop…he’s not ALWAYS locked up….you should see the drool covered couches as proof)

‘Farmer Ted RT’…Too cute.
I love the suspenders!

‘Bessie the Cow RT’…He’d be color coordinated.
All the while, running from Fa who’d be wanting to ‘milk’ him.

‘Carney Caller RT’…he does have a loud yap.
And he is annoying enough.

‘Here Comes the Bride RT’…Nuthin’ like a cross-dressin’ dawg.
He’d look mahvelous.

‘Biker Dude RT’…My all time fave.
Ruff and tuff.

‘Asian RT’…love the braid!
And look at that face? How come RT doesn’t sit this long?

Who am I kiddin’ I ain’t dressin’ up no dog for Halloween.

These are cute ideas though.
But I better not, he’s already depressed about the idea! C’mon out boy, I’m only kidding.

Thursday Tidbits

It is Thursday right?

Anansi has moved in and apparently unpacked.

The darn thing won’t leave.
And I won’t get rid of it. Loogit it. Would you mess with this?

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Then, we have this. Fa’s first class project. A Lima Bean Plant. She’s been taking care of him since the first week of school. She named him Max. Looks like a Max doesn’t he?

This kid is absolutely loving school. She pops up in the morning raring to go. And she’s exhausted at night. I love it. The bedtime routine still sucks donkey ballsack (for you Kevin)…but she is happy and learning and oh!!!!

She spells words and her name and writes all of her letters now too. She came home spelling “H.O.T.” They made applesauce and that must’ve been the word of the day!

(The artist known as Fa)

She also likes Golden Delicious apples the best compared to Red Delicious and Granny Smiths. C’mon. How friggin funny is that? So all in all, I may not be able to eat anything but soft foods, my kid is doing a phenomenal job in preschool!

We are now in the planning stages of her 4th birthday extravaganza! More on that later.

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The latest from the bunghole:
(Put your pants on!)

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And, the other day, Fa had chocolate on her face. I wanted to clean it off.
Do you know what I said to her? “C’mere…I want to wipe your pussy.”

I know.
I meant “Puss” and the “y” just came flowing outward.

Mom of the Year?

Posh Spice eat your heart out!

That was sarcasm.

But after many attempts to get a “cool” haircut. Including unsuccessfully trying to get it purple…I think I finally found one.

You may know I started out like this:

Long hair, flat, no body to be had. Mousy!

Then, I got a hack job from a chick in my neighborhood. I don’t even have pictures of that.

Now I have this:
(Side view)

(Backish view)

(Other backish view)

(Back)

(Full Frontal)

Whaddya think? I love it. And it only took me 5 minutes to actually go from soaked to styled. The stylist is awesome! She cut it perfectly and makes my life fairly easy in the morning. Next step. A nice big chunk of color in the front. What color should I get?

Me and my lock jaw are at least stylin’ up the valium.

I’m no E.B. White…

But I did name her/him Charlotte.
We have a guest. A squatter or something.

I don’t have the heart to get rid of her/him.

(S)He’s like a science experiment without the effort. Look at the bee wrapped up and being devoured!

It must be spider season or something because I’ve read a few other blogs who have 8 legged guests too.

Oh well. I hear spiders bring good luck.

Do they bring flat abs too?

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And apparently, I do make some of you smile. At least I know I make WhyMommy smile! Which totally brightens my day. I tell you, this woman is spoiling me with bloggy goodies. So thank you WhyMommy, (glad you’re feeling “Pretty Good“)

Now, as promised, I will go forth and award away!

The Queen. Anyone who rules over the “Shake Shake” has to be witty, no?

GHD. Her blog is called “So what do you do all day?” ‘Nuff said.

Scribbit. Her humor and her life in Alaska is amazing. Her talented creations are out of this world. I smile every time I click over to her place.

Sarah at Suburban Oblivion. She is making me so excited about the future BlogHer location and I still doubt I’ll be able to get there…

Moosh in Indy. I don’t know if it’s actually her or her daughter that makes me smile more.

Terri. I mean. C’mon. This lady is a total package. Gorgeous. Mom. Wife. Activist. You can’t get much better than that. And she lives in Sin City. One of these days I’ll find out if that saying is true…What happens in Vegas….

The Binky Bitch. Ha! Even THAT makes me laugh.

Jennster. Her pictures are so funny. How does she get everyone to jump with her?

Worker Mommy. I love her sense of humor and her attitude is hysterical.

And last but definitely not least.

Kevin. I mean. Really. I laugh so hard when I read him. I pee a little. Really. And I know he’s honored just by that statement alone.

I love you all.

Now, I’m going to drop Fa of at Preschool, boogers and all (thank God for Claritin) …and go to the gym.

Flat abs, here I come.

Broken

The Pro ‘All Thumbs’ broke my favorite coffee mug.

The mug I’ve had since before I even drank coffee.

I have had this mug so long, I can’t even tell you were I got it.

I’ve been drinking coffee out of this mug for at least 15 years.

I loved this mug.

Notice the missing handle.

Notice the glue job.

He tried to glue the handle back on… but in testing the strength of the glue, he re-broke the mug.

I have been drinking coffee out of it anyway because I can’t stand to get rid of it. I think I’ll keep it for prosperity’s sake.

But I found a replacement. It’s not my favorite mug. But it works for now. Maybe it’ll grow on me.

I’ve been searching for a few weeks now….

Introducing…The new ‘mornin’ mug’….

It’s like two mugs in one…That’s a whole lotta coffee!
Should hold me over every morning right?

I love the detail, just like the ones you get at the actual place…but it’s ceramic, not cardboard!

Yeah, it’ll do.

Don’t think I haven’t forgotten about butterfingers though…He’ll pay.