Not crazy…

I’m not crazy I swear.

But I’m not satisfied with WP.

So I moved one last time…I swear this is the last.

I’m not sending out an e-mail…

Just posting it here…and if you come over great.

If not, great too. No pressure.

My new e-mail is on the new site.

The new site is here.

Hope to see you there…

It’s been real.

Happy Valentine’s Day

I got the best valentine ever this year.

Fa wrote one in school. Then, they mailed it here.

I cried.

It says:

Dear Mom, RT, and Dad,

My mom helps me wash up and she gets my burpies too. I love going to the park with my dad and swinging in the bucket swings. I love when RT calms down but he doesn’t.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love, Fa….

Can’t get any better than that. I am truly in love.

Today, I send my love throughout the blogshpere to all my Valentine’s. Happy Healthy Hearts Day to you!!!

I can’t go anyplace else for truth, honesty and love. I thank you.

Blew a what?

The Pro and I were talking the other night about Chimps. We were watching a little of Orangutan Island on Animal Planet.

He loves when chimps are dressed like humans and doing crazy shit like wrecking an office or whatever. He was cracking up so hard thinking about chimps dressed in business suits.

So I remembered something I saw YEARS ago on The Man Show. I remember lying in bed and laughing so hard, I woke up The Pro with my giggling. I was crying, I was laughing so hard.

C’mon. You know that’s funny. Damnit I love You Tube. I can find anything there.

I still feel like doodie. So hope this made you laugh today. Made me giggle.

Hai~pu

It seems not everyone realizes that yesterday’s post was a RE-post from almost a year ago…

We are done with potty training…That was the point of posting that. To compare where we were to where we are today!!!

So to continue the celebration, I give you my Hai~pu for this week:

Now the time has come
The princesses are long gone
Big pot calls your name

I will not miss it
The dumping of the poo poo
one loo to one loo

I’m sure it’s because
your growing buttocks don’t fit
into little holes

Getting bigger now
your personality plus
your tiny bum bum

I’m so proud of you
Depositing of your poo
in the big girl loo

You go and turn four
I never thought I’d see it
See ya~little pot

I could jump for joy
But I don’t want to scare you
You’re touchy that way

No difference here
I’ll just pretend it’s all good
Going forever

Squeeeeee I’m so happy!
Those princesses are bitches
Smirking at my pain

Haiku can’t miss it…

Have to do haiku
Even when I’m fucking sick
Can’t miss not a week

I’m on vacation
from life and from everything
Vacation in quotes

I don’t even know
What day it is today, so
It is Friday, No?

Holy Crap I’m Tired!

Now, you’ll know why I haven’t been reading my habits favorite blogs this weekend.

We did our Dining Room.

What a job. But I am so happy with the outcome.

Fortunately, I have two very burly and quite handsome men (dad & husband) to help me out.

Here’s a few before shots: (Click to Biggen all the photos)

(Messy)

(Moldings)

Here’s some after shots…With the new moldings, fresh, blue paint and crisp new curtains:

Keep in mind, I still need some junk on the walls. Oh! and a rug.

(My prize piece)
That is the antique piece I picked up cheapy…Matches the rest of the furniture.
My mom painted most of those ceramic pieces in there…I am getting her China too.
For that buffet.

(Blue Room)

(What should I put on this wall?)

We also put up the tree…Yay.

(I love our tree)

I need a nap.

(Zzzzzz)

Ku’ Ku’ Kachoo

Online shopping rules
What would I do without it?
Manage the malls? Nope.

Almost done shopping
Just a few more presents left
Wallet is empty

Does she really need
everything that I bought her
when toys overflow?

***

Birthday and Christmas
Piss poor planning on my part
5 days in between

What was I thinking?
Having a baby that week
Poor thing will be jipped

One gift for two days?
I will make sure that it’s not
It’s the thought that counts

The kid is lucky
Christmas and Birthday wrapping
MUST be separate

She will always know
Even if there were no gifts
She leads a charmed life

***

Dining room a mess
Moldings and painting galore
It better be done

Living like this sucks
A fucking mess in all rooms
The outcome devine!

I’ll snap some pictures
Of before and after too
To share with just you

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You know what I keep thinking?

“What happens when the future has come and gone?”

Robert Half

I don’t wanna get to the end of my life and be disappointed.

I wanna look back and be satisfied with the path I’ve walked.

I look back and take inventory of where I have been so far and I feel so badly for the teenager I was. It was a dark, dark time in my life that followed me into my late 20’s. It was a good decade of depression until I got help (the first time)…I am proud of myself for taking the steps I took to seek help.

I’ve had some great years in between.

Now, I want the next decade to be a positive one. I have recently caught myself trying to navigate through the dark fog and it wasn’t working. I needed to step out and brush myself off and start again.

I’m in the process.

I’ve used my daughter as my beacon of light and hope again. It is a hard role to play…but it will show her how much she’s meant to me. It will show her how my love for her makes me want to be a better person.

When I die, I want to look back and say, “That was pretty great!”

I want my daughter to respect me and think that I truly did the best I could for her. I want her to be strong and independent and speak her mind. I want her to be the woman I am having a hard time being.

That’s what I keep thinking.