Late Bloomer….July 27, 2007
As you know, we went to buy panties at the mall…But not just for Fa….For the two of us.
By the way, Fa has been dry for two weeks now! (But I’m not braggin’)
I have a question for all of you women out there…who wear panties…I assume that’s all of you.
Do you wear bloomers?
OK, I didn’t up until this morning.
Wait, don’t go, let me explain!
I mean I actually still fit into the panties I wore before I had Fa. I still HAVE the panties I wore before I had Fa. Strings, bikinis, teeny weenies…I mean, I don’t actually LOOK the same as I did in said panties before Fa. However, only I see that difference. The Pro doesn’t claim to notice! And they fit. And I’m cheap. VSecrets are friggin’ expensive and if they still fit, are in pretty good condition, and work the same why buy more?…They’re only a few (ahem 5+) years old…
But, in all the excitement of panty shopping for Fa, we bought panties. Together. After she picked out hers, she wanted me to get some new ones too. How sweet. Is she paying? But I could use a few updated panties!
So we went to the “Mommy Section” in
heaven Target and I grabbed a few that looked really cute on the stick figure model in the picture on the package. And double yay, they kinda matched Fa’s Hanes. Twins!
After I showered today and dressed Fa in her “Happy Feet” Hanes… I went to put my new “bikini panties” on and I should have known by the way they billowed out of the packaging like a bed sheet. They are fairly large.
Then, through the fits of giggling, I slid them on…Hmmm…You know what?
Cotton. I don’t think I’ve ever worn cotton panties…
VSecrets better start learning from Hanes….I think they may have lost a customer.
But I swear, they didn’t look like that on the model. I think I bought them too big.
The Pro says I look like his mother now.