Fuck a DuckDecember 6, 2007
Then I looked it up on the all knowing internet.
Urban Dictionary shows the wonderful tune it orignates from. Shall we teach our chillins this song?
Then, there’s a multitude of ways to use my favorite word: Fuck.
In my wanderings along the internetz…I found this site. Awesome. Look at the header. Ha!
And as I clicked along…I realized someone’s statcounter is gonna have the search “Fuck a duck” on it…Great. That’s me. Hi.
Wanna know what led people to me (at Gaining Balance)?
- ‘mom feels trapped‘ in Stratford, Connecticut. Hi! Me too sometimes. Great, how THAT search comes right to me.
- ‘one song, glory‘ in Ohio, Fremont..I know doesn’t it give you chills?
- ‘went to buy panties‘ in Singapore. The granny’s are universal.
- ‘wearing black t-shirt with brown belt‘ in Pennsylvania, State College…If you’re looking for my fashion advice. Don’t match the shirt with your belt, match your shoes with your belt…But that’s just me. I’m afraid the generation gap may lead us to disagree…Unless you’re a karate man. ‘Cause Karate man bruise on the inside…but they’re belts are different.
- ‘peed pants authority‘ in Tel Aviv. I am one, thank you. And welcome to my classroom.
- ‘I can’t seem to get my tampon in‘ in Maine, New Gloucester. I’m so sorry. Did you try squatting, or using a smaller one? Are you sure you’re a woman?
- ‘fall teeth lip blood‘ in Etela-suomen Laani, Tampere, Finland…Where the hell? What the hell?
- ‘refuse breast exams‘ in Limburg, Hasselt, Belgium..Honey, just Do It!!!
- ‘caught wearing bloomers’ in UK… I hope they were clean! And who caught you?
- ‘tampons come out curved’ in England, London, United Kingdom (Keele Univ.) – Yeouch!
- I’ve been ‘crawled by a googlebot in NY quite a lot…should I be worried?
- And I have many NY readers apparently…Come out and say hi…otherwise, I think you’re creepy.
You know what this really tells me…I’m not being Freaky-Deaky enough…I need to start talking poo and junk. Ha!